On the show this week:

-Well, He's Got a Magnetic Personality
-Brewering Up Some Shit
-The Week in Gay
-CSI: Ferngully
-Something Vaguely Entertaining

We start the show with discussions of The Boy's psychic ice cream predicting powers, muffins of uncertain providence, our new animated short Cthulhu Behind on the Rent, the Importance of being Fizzy, Fuzzy, Big, and Buzzy, and Gandalf's kidney stones.

Getting on topic, we look at a New Jersey tattoo artist who implanted magnets into his wrist onto which he can mount his iPod Nano while jogging. This leads to a general discussion about body modification, new Cenobites, Star Wars porn, our new employment agency Work or Somethin', and a new definition of 'hacking the wetware.'

Moving on, we look at Jan Brewer's signing of a bill in Arizona that will allow employers to discriminate against women who use birth control for, y'know, birth control. Digressions include some interesting religious equality questions, the defeat of Dick Luger, and William Gibson's prescience.

Keeping it in the political realm, we look a North Carolina's redundant state constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, Joe Biden's uncontrolled mouth, Obama's personal support for gay marriage, the definition of marriage, Rand Paul being called on the carpet for insensitivity, Fox News's hilarious headline, the immutability of Romney's stance on gay marriage, and our new breakfast cereal, Pink-O's.

Shifting gears, we have Sanguinist's Science Corner, where we learn that insects can make a perfectly normal death look like foul play was involved.  We digress onto burial rights and opportunistic necrophiliacs.

The weekly Kickstarter pimping includes the old World of Darkness, Deadlands: Hell on Earth, and Grim Dawn. We also have a great idea for a All Flesh Must Be Eaten game before Largo gives his (spoiler light) capsule review of Dark Shadows.

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On the show this week:

- Samantha Brown, You Have To Get Out of Here, Your Box of Porn Is Haunted!
-You Down with the IP? Not F.E.D.
-Something Vaguely Entertaining

We begin the show with a water analysis and Nabisco Reducing Morons! before we get into a Christian found-footage horror movie called Harmless, which is about a box of haunted porn that ruins a family's life. Yes, really. Digressions include crappy Chiller horror movies, Crystal Head vodka, the reproduction rate of fucking money, the shambles of Rutger Hauer's career, and the untapped potential of Sulu's diplomatic prowess when dealing with New Jersey.

We then look at a New York decision that an IP address is no more conclusive than a person's phone number in criminal cases and the potential legal ramifications. We also look at the Texas decision to decriminalize the shooting of Bigfoot.

Moving on, we point and laugh at those who did not have the ability to give money to Zombiecide, a cool board game that was mega-funded through Kickstarter. Sanguinist keeps it in the Kickstarter realm by talking about the Reliquary Collection (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1247257383/the-reliquary-collection), Curse the Darkness (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/playattentiongames/curse-the-darkness-a-roleplaying-game), a role playing game from Matt McFarland, and a set of pulp novels that has already closed.

We close the show out with our review of The Avengers (and the trailers we saw beforehand). Spoilers abound.

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On the show this week we have:

-Flag on the Play!
-Can Pre-Sexual Activity Lead to Premature Ejaculation?
-Well, If You Have to Have Papers for Your Dog...
-Something Vaguely Entertaining

We start the show with a discussion of meteorological improbabilities, rabid zombie groundhogs, Captain Planet porn, and the dangers of leaning forward. Getting on topic, we look at a 5K race in the Philippines where runners had to dodge 'zombies'. Think flag football meets track and field meets Shaun of the Dead. Digressions include political dog stories, Mr. Rogers: Zombie Killer, SyFy Original Picture "Alien Twister", and starting a Kickstarter to have Claudia Black read the phone book to us.

We then look at a Tennessee law that prohibits teachers from demonstrating 'pre-sexual' activities, such as holding hands, in front of students. We then speculate about other behaviors that may be outlawed in schools and other methods of controlling students.  Digressions include Largo's Drink o' the Week, Klingon Bondage Schizer Sex, Star Wars dialogue as sexual metaphor, teledildonics to make interactive porn theatres, and Isotoners as a prophylactic.

In a less sexy topic, we then talk about a woman who was artificially inseminated in Israel, gave birth to twins, and has had the State Department deny her children U.S. Citizenship because the origin of the sperm and egg could not be determined. Digressions include replacing The Boy with Fozzy Bear, Harry Potter and the Coughing Anus, how to determine if your prunes are damned, the GOP IUD, the Navy's plans to build ships to defend the previously unreachable resources of the Arctic Circle (which will be unleashed due to climate change), eating at the Sand Bar, Pop-Up Election, and your opportunity to win a nickle, a cookie, and a Bag of Fart from The Boy.

Largo then gives the gruesome details of his trip to the 2012 Pittsburgh Comicon while Sanguinist talks about the episodic The Walking Dead video game that he is downloading from Steam. We close the show out with another shout out to Kickstarter projects Fistpuncher and Leisure Suit Larry.

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On the show this week:

-The End of an Era. Although It Wasn't Long Enough To Be an Era. But It Sure Felt Like It
-Because the Penis Needs the Green, and the Kids Need the Drug Tests
-CISPA Boom Bah!
-Something Vaguely Entertaining

We begin the show with '70s porn 'staches, Nitrous Pixie Sticks, Engrish ads, and the secret origin of the Boy's iWhetstone before getting on topic with the end of the Mittens and Frothy Show and, thusly, the end of the Republican Primary (mostly, since Gingrich and Paul are still technically in the race, but, c'mon, really?) Digressions include, swampland, how to change Dick Chaney's heart, and milking a bull.

Shifting gears, we look at how money matters more to men than women and how recipients of child support should be drug tested, at least according to the Republicans. Digressions include sudden promotions to Obama Adviser, the dignity of being a working mother (but only of you are poor), and what die you would roll to determine how many Birthers Cthulhu would eat in a round.

A quick digression onto space junk, the anniversary of the Titanic's sinking (and Kate Winslet's 3D breasts), and North Korea's inability to get it up (rockets, people, rockets) leads us into a discussion of SOPA substitute CISPA and how it could be worse than what it replaced. If you have Wil Wheaton's ear, chuck this at him. Digressions include Sanguinist's 'glowing' review of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, the pointlessness of Get Glue, Largo's sudden disappearance from Twitter and sudden need for a Lego Hulk, and a visit from The Girl.

We then plug Fistpuncher, a game that we have paid for the privilege of getting advertising in (look it up on Kickstarter; it's already funded) and Largo reviews Jakks Pacific's Avengers Mighty Battles game.

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On the show this week we have:

-It's Mathematical, So It Must Be True
-No License to KIll Required
-Life Is No Longer Too Intense For Children Under 17
-Not Legal in Michigan and Some Other States
-Something Vaguely Political

We begin the show with with a dying Largo, a cameo from The Boy's daughter, some interesting family rules, and a cameo from the Smorgasborg. We also get serious for a moment to announce the death of a friend of the show.

We get on topic by looking at the five bottles of booze you should have on your shelf (if you're a pretentious prick. We have some slightly different opinions. Which we talk about at length.)

Largo digresses briefly onto the upcoming Pittsburgh Comicon, where he will hopefully meet Stan Lee, the Girl shoots her father with a sippy cup of Mountain Dew, we discuss just what Largo and the Boy's last name actually is, and we loan up the hopper for the Grate Cthulhu before we finally steer the tanker back on course by exploring the removal of Tokyo's requirement that sushi chefs study under a master for two years before being licensed to prepare blowfish. We digress again on to zombies, vampires, hungry ghosts, and bad movies.

Shifting gears, we look at the MPAA's revised rating for the new cut of Bully before looking at the MPAA's attempt to prevent the copying of DVDs for archival purposes. Digressions include how Hollywood could embrace technology, the Tales from the Crypt Movies, and the Smooth Trooper.

We then look at the shenanigans in Michigan where the state legislature misapplied a rule to put laws into immediate effect. Digressions include general apathy, Keith Olbermann's firing from Current TV, and Al Roker being a jerk.

We then deliver our second-to-last Rick Santorum story, where several stalwarts of the GOP suggest that Rick pack it in. Which he did, shortly after we recorded this show. We also look at the Republican War on Caterpillars, rendering unto Little Caesar's, and Largo's horrible analogy between professional wrestling and politics.

We close with an apology for the horrible death of the April Fools' Day show and, despite what we say, this show is still over an hour. We are incapable of keeping our mouths shut.

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On the show this week we have (in addition to a dying Largo):

-The 8% Solution
-Makes 'Hot for Teacher' Kinda Ackward
-All in All, You're Just Another Brick in my Facebook Wall
-Something Vaguely Entertaining

We begin the show by establishing that the show is a doodie-free zone, beaming snack foods through the intarwebs, preemptive flying asides about Prometheus, Kabuki burps vs jerk chickens, and turkey dinners made with... love.

Getting on topic, we talk about Frothy's faux pas in telling Puerto Rico that, should they want to be a state, they should make English their official language, just like everyone else. Yeah, actually he said that. We then also look at Santorum's War on Porn, which lead to a great headline on MSNBC. Digressions include Largo's love of the Teen Titan cartoon, the Konami Code to get Largo drunk, and the Time-Hustler Collection.

We then move on to recent statistics that show a certain subset of home schoolers, religious folks called Quiverfulls, fall significantly behind in reading, math, and pretty much everything else. Digressions include Holy Spirit Condoms, tongues of flame meeting burning bushes, and Biffidus Regularis's likes and dislikes.

Staying in the education field, we then look at a disturbing trend where educators are forcing students to either friend a coach on Facebook or give the principal his/her password. We speculate about the additional legal responsibilities that schools might be setting themselves up for, while Sanguinist offers us a slightly more sinister belief about the root cause of this movement. We also float the idea that if students must relinquish their passwords, so should administrators and teachers.

Sanguinist moves us into SVE with a spoiler-filled recap of the Season 2 finale of The Walking Dead before the crew closes the show with a spoiler-light look at John Carter of Mars. Yes, damnit, we call it by its full title.

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On the show this week we have:

-This Week in Wonem's Health Stupidity
-Rush to Escape!
-Your Briefing, Should You Choose to Acknowledge It...
-Throw Me the Virtual Idol, I'll Throw You the Whip
-My 8AM Classes Were Never this Cool
-Something Vaguely Entertaining

We start the show with some yogurt, or yoga, or something, Hulk Hogan's sex tape, and a desperate, high-speed buggy chase in which some drunk Amish kids eluded the police.

We get into the topics proper by looking at a proposed Kansas law that allows a doctor to lie about the results of tests that may lead a woman to choose to abort her fetus and possible civil legal ramifications.We also look at a similar proposal that makes spilling a man's seed anywhere but in a vagina a crime.

We then turn our attention to the over 90 sponsors who have abandoned Rush Limbaugh after his comments about Sandra Fluke. We digress then into the damage done to the Republican party by the protracted primary battle before returning to Limbaugh and the C and D orders he's received from Peter Gabriel, Rush, and Rage Against the Machine. We digress again onto how the GOP continues to use the religious right by promising the world and delivering little.

Another digression about a crappy Chiller movie (Simon Says, starring Crispin Glover) leads us to an amazingly buried article about a briefing the Penn State Board of Trustees had about the Sandusky situations long before it became public.

Shifting gears entirely, we look at the Vocaloid phenomenon in Japan, where a completely digital Idol Singer sells out stadiums. We also explore the concept of Strap-On Armor and the irony of pre-orders of the new iPad not being shipped until three days after one could (if one was very lucky) get in in a store.

We then look at MIT's class on Basic Piracy. We mean actual physical piracy, where one engages in swordplay and such, not digital. This somehow gets us onto Cthulhu and breakfast cereals, the new Lone Ranger movie, and reading internet posts.

We close out the show with a quick digression about another Chiller movie, Smile, and Sanguinist's review of the penultimate episode of The Walking Dead's second season.

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On the show this week:

-Al Franken was Right!
-Gives Cheesehead a Whole New Meaning
-How's It Feel, Slappy?
-I Like Pi
-NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa Bat Flu!
-Something Vaguely Entertaining

We begin the show with a discussion of cow patties, The Bovine of Vengeance, and the Boy's reverse strip show.

Getting on topic, we talk about Rush Limbaugh's 'poor word choice' in describing Sandra Fluke as a 'slut' and a 'prostitute', and how he's 'hemorrhaging' things called 'sponsors.' We also discuss the difference between slander and libel, the power of social media, and the public's short term memory problem.

We then move to Wisconsin, where a senator has sponsored a bill that defines 'non-marital parenthood' as an indicator of child abuse. This is apparently to fight the urge some women might feel to become a single parent to take advantage of all the social aid programs available. Yes, we're serious. Digressions include the NYPD investigating mosques, the Girl Scouts being a militant lesbian militia, and the power of a good, hard dicking.

Sliding into our next topic, we look at a bill from Ohio designed to give just as much attention to men's reproductive health as the government has been paying to women's reproductive health. Digressions include the ridiculousness of Cialis commercials, and drunkenly high fiving cops.

The Boy then talks us through the new Raspberry Pi, a $35 computer that's about the size of an Altoids tin that's designed to reignite youth interest in programming.

After debunking the rumor that Snookie's baby is what the Mayans predicted would bring about the end of the world, we look at a new carrier for the flu: bats. We quickly devolve into Pater North artillery and the cast of Jersey Shore taking over Evangelion.

Sanguinist closes us out by giving us a spoiler-laden review of the latest episode of The Walking Dead.

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On the show this week:

-I Give Unto You a New Covenant (that You Can Ignore When It's Politically Convenient)
-Rollercoaster of Blargh!
-Hansel and Redacted
-What You Won't See on Your Classroom TV is Bully
-Something Vaguely Entertaining

We start the show with a half-dead Largo, different styles of dumping, our new SVR breakfast cereal, the problems of being born on Leap Day, trying to drink Abir, the new product sold by Vince the Sham-Wow Guy in his continuing battle against Scientology, and we all hit up our bad Jack Nicholson imitations.

Getting on topic, we look once again to Rick Santorum for another bout of idiocy. This time, we look at his disdain for JFK's speech about separation of Church and State. We then take the failure to seperate the two to its logical conclusion. We then look at how Santorum's ideology actually conflicts with Christianity.

We then look at a company's plans to apply Vomit Comet technology to the concept of the rollercoaster. We think it'll be vomi-terrific!

Sifting gears, we explore the concept that fairy tails are too scary to read to children. Yes, we're serious. We then look at the MPAA's failure to rate a film designed to show kids just how horrible bullying is PG-13 so that kids can see it. We digress on to just how much adults don't give a shit about bullying and how it maybe should be handled.

A dancing Sanguinist leads us into his reviews of the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society's production of The Whisperer in Darkness and the latest episode of The Walking Dead. Spoilers abound, as do Mime Shattering Whores. 

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On the show this week we have:

-Santorum Surging from Your Aspirin
-Show Me Your Historical Documents and I'll Show You Mine
-Now That's My Kind of Library
-Something Vaguely Entertaining

We begin the show by shilling for B-List Celebrities to star in our SyFy Original Picture, MegaPie vs Unholy Grinder (throw in some Ra Garlic and we have a meal) and K.I.T.T. objecting to Auto Fellatio. We also date ourselves by reminiscing about the Card Catalog, speculate about the composition of Snookie.

Getting on topic, we look at Rick Santorum's latest verbal fubars (including the aspirin between the knees to avoid pregnancy, prenatal screenings leading to abortions, and Obama following a different "theology"), Lawrence O'Donnel's failure to smell blood in the water, Personhood amendment, and voting in corpses.

A quick set of digressions about Charlie Chaplin's MI-5 file and stem-cell grown meat leads us to a museum in St. Louis trolling for ladies' underwear (specifically old ones) as historical documents. We digress onto prolapsed vaginas, failure of kids to get jokes about the Cosby show, just what the hell the other half of the battle is, and dead TV shows.

We then look at a Seattle library that allows people to look at porn on the public computer. We also speculate about footpedals to trigger a vibrator in a Fleshlight, the Cadmium Bunny, and putting a little of yourself into your work.

We get entertaining by giving our reviews of Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance and the latest episode of The Walking Dead. Spoilers abound.

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